Thursday, January 31, 2008

(rko)

Part 2.
Aww.. So romantic. Me and her. :P



Wardrobe malfunction! Niap does the nip slip! ( Nip slip means nipple slip =.=" )

Saiful's bdae 2007. Ful remember or nt? Remember the one who gave you the Ferrero Roche cake?.. Oops... Anyway, Ful's bdae's coming and I'm broke. How to buy him Fox shirt like this? =)

A flurry of birthdays just at the end of January. Sis ( 26 ), Niece ( 30 ) and Dad ( 31 ). I feel bad for not buying them anything. Nvmd. I just want them to know that deep down inside I love them very much and that is the most heartwarming present you can ever give someone.. Okay. I said it. The bad feeling is gone now.

I think there's a point of time in everyone's life that they should start finding their life partner. But hey hey hey, I'm different. I'm not looking for one.. But I envy those with partners I see everyday in buses, trains and multi-storey carparks ( only God knows what they're doing there ).. and thats it. Plain jealousy. Finish. There's no surge of determination to find one right after I see those with partners. I just feel like " Okay. He is so lucky to have someone right beside him all the time.. " and then carry on doing regular stuffs.

I'm pretty satisfied with life at the moment. Friends treating me nice and everything else is smooth. Sure there's always time when I need to find solace in the arms of someone, especially the females' because they understand emotions better than the "balls" ( basically mean the males ). But I'm used to being alone, so eventually I console myself!

I'm not looking for one now, especially after my failure the last time round, BUT if someone comes along the way who I feel, like CM will say, "Has the key to unlock my heart or fill the hole in my heart with cement until it hardens ? "

I'm already having a hard time entertaining some girls ( friends only ), which I'm really not used to doing, what more if I'm commited to one whom I have to give my undivided attention and my whole free 700 SMS to? Cut throat man.

Having a gf ( or bf, depending on your orientation ) is a bonus. More of a privilege.. So until the right time comes, I will continue striking my days off by sleeping at home and finishing the stuffs in the fridge..

I'm actually looking one but not a despo. So girls dont worry. You'll have your chance. Haha. Talk like what sia.. In fact, there's 3 who catches my eye at the moment. Hmm.. =]

All this just for 4 bucks. Cheapo ass clowns you guys.

Written at 3:39 AM

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Near

I really have to sympathise with Raj. Not just his results, but the amount of money he had already spend. Lets see
-$2000 for a mattress
-$200 for computer training
-O level fee x2
-N level fee
-PSLE

His future is definitely "dim"

Giving away $8 is nothing cos I know none of u ass clown can get it, but there is always $4=)
The bitches from the streets to the prostitute in geylang to the Bastards from the streets to the gigolo in ??. There is definitely a "wide" range of choice.

P.S: whats P.S??

Written at 10:23 PM

Monday, January 28, 2008

(rko)

The Mist is a nice movie even though the ending caught everyone by surprise. Highly recommended to those who likes fiction, novel-turned-movie junkies out there.

Oh, dont worry. There's no such thing as a giant mantis-like animal that devours human in real life.

You'll like the movie if you like the 2005 horror flick, The Fog.

Yeah yeah. Mist and Fog have no different dont they?

So what's next, The Haze?

Crap.

Written at 9:38 PM

Sunday, January 27, 2008

(rko)

So 2007 Part 1 [ Random yet crappy pics =) ]

Written at 5:21 PM

Friday, January 25, 2008

(rko)

So studying last minute was such a bad idea. Hmm.. Not going to tell you what I got for my math. Its really embarassing..

Had a phonecall with her that day..

Girl : Hello. Is this Rizal?

Rizal : Yah. Oh so you are that....

Girl : Err.. Can call me back ya.

Beep beep

I suspect she has free incoming. Thats why she wants me to call her back. Very smart, but you cant fool me.

Some 10 minutes later..

Rizal : So do you watch or play soccer?

Girl : Yeah, I watch but dont play. But I dont support soccer like the boys do.

Rizal : Cool. So which team in particular do you support?

Girl : MAN U! ( shouting proudly )

Rizal : Eiii. Why that team? Like shit only.. Fancy any of their players?

Girl : Where got eii?! Man U good lor.. Oh, I used to support Nistelrooy.

Rizal : Hah. That fox-in-the-box. Dont support him la. He's old, he's no good, is not a team pla...

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Rizal : MOTHER FCUK! SHE HUNG UP ON ME!

Haha. Thats all a joke la. True we had a phonecall and she supports Man U and all but what I'm trying to say here is that common interest is really important to get on the same side. I mean, we would have lots to talk about. But if there isnt any interest, there might be conflict or argument about who's correct and all.. Nvmd.

Lol. I where got hot. I'm skinny, dark and ugly lor.. You're hotter than me la okay? Hehe.. =)

And yah, was quite shocked to hear the passing of Heath Ledger. Dont reallk quite know him until about his role as Joker in the new Batman movie. But most people remember him as the gay in Brokeback Mountain.. He's talented alright and still quite young. Its because of drugs he's dead now. +.+

The next celebrity death. Britney anyone?

-Love is sentimental measles.

Written at 12:21 PM

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

(rko)

Hur hur. Yeah. That's right. Be jealous now. Its a brand new Liverpool jersey with 'Torres 9' on the back. Cost a bomb but who cares. Was considering putting Kewell or Agger. But since Kewell future in Liverpool is uncertain and Agger is a defender, I chose Torres who is a striker and has 6 years to play in Anfield. =)

And I like it so much. I mean the clothing. The texture. The everything. I feel like a totally new person wearing the jersey. I keep coming back to my closet checking on "Torres" every once in a while.. I know. I know. That's what you call psycho.

Speaking of Liverpool FC jersey, I really miss her. But I doubt she feel the same way.

She's everything I ever wanted in a girl. She's really sweet and pretty much pique my interest. But most importantly, she's not imaginary!I know you're the one.Because when I look at you, the other girls are nothing more than just 'averages'.

Her msgs make my day, particularly during soccer matches. And we would address ourselves with names from a comic we both find it as 'favorites'..

In case you havent know yet, I like her. I really really do. This is genuine, this is sincere. I know it, you know it, she knows it.

Unfortunately though, her heart isnt open to anyone and because of that she's not ready to commit in a relationship.

But who's that... Nvmd. This mean she's trying to tell me something : that I'm not the right type of guy for her. Seems like I just got played in my own game.

Since then, everything just wasnt the same anymore. The feeling, the mood. Everything is different. Hell, I even think I'm SMSing a different girl! But a triple check on her number confirm it's the right girl..

Obviously la I'm hurt. But at the same time confused. I'm mentally disturbed. I need to clear my head before the asylum is where I call home next.. Maybe this is what they call karma?No it cant be. Just because their father name is the same? Pfft.

Well, maybe my way of approach was wrong? Or maybe I didnt give her enough attention? Or maybe I'm boring enough so much that she could bleed blood by the eyes everytime?

There's no point crying over spilled milk now. Hey, if she's happy with someone else but me, then I'm equally as happy for her as she is with him. :)

So the next step for me is to resume my quest : the next best Liverpool mate after her. Heard NP got alot of Liverpool supporters. Gotta study there, even when nursing is all I could get..

Looks like $8 is not within my reach.. Oh well, $4 will do just fine. =)

Um, did I just post alot of shits today? Gosh. That's so unlike me. Dont believe a word I just typed. Sheer crapness.

-The best I evernearly had
The best I evernearly had
is just a memory and those dreams...

Written at 11:56 AM

Monday, January 21, 2008

(rko)

Today met up with Niap and Raj. Haha. Like there's no more other things to do.. But guess what we do? Haha. Play cards, what else? Yeah, call us childish for all I care. But this is just the things we do together. Things that keep out friendship intact ( huh? )..

I still remember. We played cards, along with HZ, after/before Art O level exam. Haha. The result? Niap got an E8. Raj got D7. I got C6. Hz got C5. :)

Anyway, after that went to IMM to eat. Saw the girl HZ like. Haha. Wah. Honestly, I used to rate her so high. But now, after a watching her in real life.. Nvmd.

Then Raj told me to check this one Giant girl out, buying food. So I do la ( if I didnt, Raj would bug me to which can really irritate these ears ). Then he suggest asking number, say he would ask for me. I was like wtf. I'm not even intrested. But at the same time, I want to see whether he would be man enough to back up his claims. So I agreed. But my oh my. He got the numbers. Niap were shocked to be honest. He didnt think he would pluck enough courage or charm to ask numbers. So I was forced to entertain this girl. Hmph..

Raj : Hello. Can we talk?

Girl : Eii. Who are you? What do you want from me Banglah? ( almost puking back her McChicken.. )

Raj : Oh. Relax. May I have your number? The Malay boy just..

Girl : OH YOU MEAN THAT WHITE SHIRT BOY AH?? OKAY2!! I GIVE2!!

Raj : Relax girl. The boy name is Rizal. And he..

Girl : Wah. What a nice name.. Okay. Just tell him to msg me first okay? Now scram before you contaminate my...

Raj : Oh okay. I will. *walks off*

Hope that girl supports Liverpool and other stuffs that I'm into. That'll be sui ah..

BUT I'm not looking more to more than friends. =)


“No matter what happens, guys we meet at 108 okay? “

These are the exact same words that came out of Raj’s mouth, roughly one year ago. The day before we received our O level results, he uttered that line with such confidence that he would get below 13. Yup. 13.

But what do you know. He's the first to speed back home, discreetly without our knowledge while we were busy celebrating.

That's why this Thurs, me and Niap are going to camp outside Shuqun, make sure he wont run away from us again. THERE"S NO ESCAPE NOW RAJ!! Muahahahahaha!
Will this be the scene, where Raj were seen happy after getting his results OR last year's hurt continues to roll on to another? We never know.

PS : That's N level. No need to be so happy. =)

-Dont put too much hope. You'll end up more disappointed if you fail. =(

Written at 9:27 PM

Saturday, January 19, 2008

(rko)

send this to all ur frens & see wad number they send to you & show how they feel about you

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be you
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waste of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want a kiss
14= I wanna be your best friend
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= I dont know you well enough
20= I want you in my life
21= lets give it another try
22= I can forgive you lets try it!
23= no one can ever replace u
24= being your friend is really great
25= u never change
26= u silly as hell
27= I miss u
28= I want u and only u
29= can we just make up for old time sake!
30= I want a one night stand with u

-Lols. Bored de..

Written at 8:43 PM

Friday, January 18, 2008

(rko)

So what did I do today? Nothing exceptional to be honest. Only that I went to Bata to buy a pair of shoes. Not any shoes but your typical secondary school shoes. Yes heard me right you. You see my street soccer shoes are in tatters. So you the new shoes might serve as a temporary replacement if you will. That is until, of course if they're torn too. =)

PS : I hate buying school shoes. It reminds me of Shuqun, which of course I dont need any..

And as usual, I would write the initials 'V.H' and 'J.A' on the left and right respectively. Its not something new. I started writing names on my pair of shoes since sec 2. Sec 2 it was 'Owen' on the right and 'Shevchenko' on the left. I used to admire Shevchenko. And I still does.

Actually I was inspired by Ariff Ayam. It's real stupid. But I decided to mimic anyway, out of boredom.. I remember he wrote 'Jana' and 'Mardiana' on either side. Haha. He said he dedicate each goals to the girl depending on which leg he used to score. Haha.

Well, mine's the same. Except that its Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba, two of my most beloved celeb crushes. =) But if I score with my head, then its for..

for..

for..

MY MOM!

-Why is it called Blow when it's actually sucking? HMM...

Written at 10:54 PM

(rko)

Ok so yesterday went to NP open house with Raj and Niap as the tour guide. And what I've seen in SP last week, I'll compare with it NP..



Accessibility Same ( though it takes a longer time to reach there )



Toilet Worse ( frigging stinking! )



Freebies Better! ( free Milo, Popcorn, Donuts )



Babes Excellent! ( But never ask number, thanks to Raj )



And the most decisive factor..



Food Excellent! ( Includes variety, price, canteen cleanliness and number of babes while eating)



Raj was nowhere different from what he was when we went to SP open house. He was a scanning for pretty Indian girls throughout. Most time, the girls all like shit sia. But yeah he offered to help me get numbers. But in the end he's only bullshiting.. But got one girl. She wear Beatles shirt. Wah very nice ah. I wanted to go for that girl despite she's very fat but Raj forced me out of the convention to get the free Milo. Since then, the girl was nowhere in sight. =.='


After sending Raj home, Me and Niap went to Yuhua 7-11 to buy Coke. Well actually no, we wanted to disturb Saiful working. Haha. Then we went to Yuhua playground playing swings. Haha. Talked about alot of things. And it's also the time where I saw a different side of Niap. True he's a trash-talker no different than Raj and someone who likes to badmouth people behind their back but he's human too, he has a soft side. So after some consoling words from him, I felt relieved. Relieved because there's actually someone that cares to listen to my problems and not the one to shy out his opinions freely.

You know Niap, if I was actually born with a pair of boobs and a vajayjay, I would definitely hook up with you a long time ago regardless of our difference in race or interest though the thought of you eating pork infront of my face during fasting season is something to dread for.. The same goes for Haz, Hz, Saiful, Raj ( maybe ) and even Cm. But that would be unfair if i stick to one. So I thought I'll interchange among you guys and change partner every 2 months. Aha.. Okay. Shut me up now.

-Still stressed abt miss A. Haha.

Written at 11:27 AM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

(rko)

Hoho. Still unsure whether to go to NP for the open house tomorrow. Depends actually. See if Raj and CM going. Then maybe I should go.. Then I hope Raj would help me in getting numbers. Aha..
Hmm. Maybe I’ll start copying his celebrations where never I score; shoot shoot, bang bang!

Written at 8:37 PM

(rko)

So made a new blog. A temporary new blog. The guys, myself included, needed a space of somekind to give a piece of our mind hence the new blog.

Its pretty simple, just like how the first blog is. Only basic things, tags, picture. No pretty etty stuffs..

Okay thats all.

-IDFATN.

Written at 12:30 AM

(rko)

5 Jan 2008

Okay. I have no idea why but this blog has been locked. Says 'this blog has been identified as a potential spam site and we'll do a review to confirm its not a spam site..'

I think it must be my previous post, talking about the MM and sex scandal and so on.. So as a safety measure, that post has been drafted.. Pfff. So much about the 'freedom of speech' shits..

So this blog will probably be free from locking on next week thursday..

10 Jan 2008

Its already 10 Jan but the blog's still not unblocked yet..

This day was babes-huntingSP open house day. Went to SP with Niap, eventhough he's an NP student. Well, the only reason why Niap's there was to scan for girls despite him denying constantly that he's not. Met up with our 'tour guide' of the day, Haz as he's an SP student..
There's like thousand of sec school students at the convention center. Not to mention babes too.. No wonder Haz and Niap seemed a little hesitant to tour the other premises..

Raj arrived way way later. He had this where-did-all-the-Indian-angels-go kinda face.. And who could fault him. He came at around 5pm+, a time "where babes were at most inactive" ,according to an experienced love master/sex guru/Dr Love named Hasan. Disappointed, Raj went around asking questions about his course and stuffs.. After that went to Mac in SP for dinner. Hmm. The price is like fcuking cheap ah. $4+ could get you a McSpicy meal siak. That's ridiculously cheap to me.. Then Raj began talking about his ' dirty ' side. You know, relating to sex, who's the finest pornstar in the world, the best website for pornography blah blah.. I tell you. That guy ah. Pre O level don't want to study. Watch porn only. Retake again then he know. But I doubt he'll stop watching porn even IF he retake again. He's so corrupted, anything he sees he can relate it to sex. I kid you not ah.

Gotta go to NP open house next week. Have to compare the food price with SP's.. Food prices has a very large bearing in mind when it comes to choosing the right poly. That's my style =)

Okay. I shall stop here. I dont want to post accumulated stories, that would be too boringly long to read. So, bye for now.

Ar K O.

Written at 12:25 AM

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